The Many Uses of Duct Tape

I am in no way an expert on the use of duct tape or parenting, but this blog is about a little of both. I was told to write this blog. Not by God, He keeps up with my thoughts the normal way (via Facebook) but by a friend who said that she wanted to be able to see in a more linear and outlined way the random sagacity that streams through my mind, particularly on parenting for some reason...

Friday, November 29, 2013

Happy Black Friday!

Ok, yes, I'm only updating on holidays, but really, I don't think you guys are so interested in our day to day lives where we go to work, school, and get our diaper changed (depending on which family member you are). So yeah, updates are far more likely after a celebration. Lucky for anybody who loves the chubby cheeks of the family prince, I think almost every weekend from her to Nativity has some feast. Also, some of these pictures are probably duplicates from when OrthoMom got annoyed at how little I update and so loaded them all up to Facebook....

Saturday, November 16, 2013

Happy Friendsgiving!

So last time y'all tuned in it was Halloween. Today, by which I mean a week ago, was Friendsgiving! The table was set with this amount of food for the past week. I have to say I'm pretty proud of my turkey: No basting, and I have been told by several people that it was the most moist turkey ever. Alton Brown doesn't steer his bros wrong. So we had good food. Today the turkey carcass will be turned into broth which will season the stuffing at Thanksgiving in a few weeks, where we'll be watching the REAL Thanksgiving parade and not settling...

Friday, November 1, 2013

Happy Halloween!

(Parts of this post contain previously recorded material. I am no longer tied to the chair). I write this, tied to a chair, forced to watch episodes of "Star Trek" in atonement for my crimes. I can only pray that one day Christ is more merciful. At least it's only "The Next Generation" and not that abominable thing my wife first tried to have me watch.  Caspian keeps trying to turn it off. He has taste.  Happy Halloween! A day late. But yesterday I was actually doing things, and now I have time to tell y'all about those things....