Torture

...is finally seeing the kid you've been trying to coax, bribe, jiggle, and rock to sleep for thirty minutes responding to the aforementioned actions with (at last!) drooping eyelids, only to have your nose erupt in a fury of itchiness. Both hands fully of baby.

I'll post pictures of Pascha later, right now I'm not disturbing the sleeping siren who slumbers on my chest.